Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Unless you live on the far side of the moon you cannot fail to notice that the world we live in is certifiably insane.

There is the climate change lunacy. There is that Jew-puppet in the White House engaged in brinkmanship with North Korea. There is Israel’s genocide of the Palestinians and South Africa’s genocide of White people. There is the Jew-created Jew-orchestrated jihad against Europeans and their culture. There are Jew-manipulated governments poisoning us via chemtrails and undermining the mental and physical health of future generations with their mandatory vaccination. There is also the pharmaceutical-medical mafia hard at work to make all of us sick, keep us sick, milk us and then let us die.

There are the ethically challenged politicians who commit treason against their countries and people by taking bribes and orders from a foreign power that shall not be named (HINT: a certain Middle Eastern tribe that starts with J and ends with ews). There is the police and its trigger-happy low-IQ thugs who are, literally, getting away, with murder. There are the kangaroo courts, a very lucrative monopoly run by a crime syndicate known as the BAR, an alliance of Jews and Freemasons. There is the zealous political-correctness-bleeding-hearts-do-gooding crowd guided by leftist morons that want to tell you what you can read and write and watch and think and say.

And the list goes on and on and on. It’s enough to make a grown man weep with despair! And for a very long time I did just that – weep and despair! But no more! As any first-semester student of psychology can probably tell you: harbouring strong negative emotions such as fear or unresolved anger or feelings of hopelessness and defeatism can fester in your soul – poison you! – and lead to serious mental and physical problems, including cancer!

But I have now discovered the very best medicine for everything that ails us



Laughter: The Best Medicine

Laughter reduces pain, increases job performance, connects people emotionally, and improves the flow of oxygen to the heart and brain.

By Hara Estroff Marano, published on April 5, 2005 – last reviewed on June 9, 2016

Laughter, it’s said, is the best medicine. And there’s lots of evidence that laughter does lots of good things for us.

It reduces pain and allows us to tolerate discomfort.

It reduces blood sugar levels, increasing glucose tolerance in diabetics and nondiabetics alike.

It improves your job performance, especially if your work depends on creativity and solving complex problems. Its role in intimate relationships is vastly underestimated and it really is the glue of good marriages. It synchronizes the brains of speaker and listener so that they are emotionally attuned.

Laughter establishes — or restores — a positive emotional climate and a sense of connection between two people, In fact, some researchers believe that the major function of laughter is to bring people together. And all the health benefits of laughter may simply result from the social support that laughter stimulates.

Now comes hard new evidence that laughter helps your blood vessels function better. It acts on the inner lining of blood vessels, called the endothelium, causing vessels to relax and expand, increasing blood flow. In other words, it’s good for your heart and brain, two organs that require the steady flow of oxygen carried in the blood.

At this year’s meeting of the American College of Cardiology, Michael Miller, M.D., of the University of Maryland reported that in a study of 20 healthy people, provoking laughter did as much good for their arteries as aerobic activity. He doesn’t recommend that you laugh and not exercise. But he does advise that you try to laugh on a regular basis. The endothelium, he explains, regulates blood flow and adjusts the propensity of blood to coagulate and clot. In addition, it secretes assorted chemicals in response to wounds, infection or irritation. It also plays an important role in the development of cardiovascular disease.

“The endothelium is the first line in the development of atherosclerosis, or hardening of the arteries,” said Dr. Miller. “So given the results of our study, it is conceivable that laughing may be important to maintain a healthy endothelium. And reduce the risk of cardiovascular disease.”

At the very least, he adds, “laughter offsets the impact of mental stress, which is harmful to the endothelium.”

The researcher can’t say for sure exactly how laughter delivers its heart benefit. It could come from the vigorous movement of the diaphragm muscles as you chuckle or guffaw. Alternatively, or additionally, laughter might trigger the release in the brain of such hormones as endorphins that have an effect on arteries.

It’s also possible that laughter boosts levels of nitric oxide in artery walls. Nitric oxide is known to play a role in the dilation of the endothelium. “Perhaps mental stress leads to a breakdown in nitric oxide or inhibits a stimulus to produce nitric oxide that results in vasoconstriction.”

Dr. Miller offers a simple prescription that won’t bankrupt you and could save your life. “Thirty minutes of exercise three times a week, and 15 minutes of laughter on a daily basis is probably good for the vascular system,” he says.

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“Eh? So you are saying that a daily dose of laughter is a sure-fire panacea for all the ills of the world?”

Of course not. But laughter will no doubt contribute towards making you a healthier and more balanced person. And just imagine – if you will – a world in which people are confident enough to laugh about themselves and their problems instead of whining and moaning and groaning – most problems are piddling anyway! With a healthy body and a joyful mind we will be much better equipped to roll up our sleeves and tackle the ups and downs of life.

Do you have any idea how liberating and empowering it is to be able to laugh – not behind closed doors but openly! – about the pompous idiots that masquerade as our “experts” and “leaders” and who have appointed themselves as our secular and religious “authorities”? Recognizing them for the pitiable fools they are is the first step towards dealing with these pests effectively.

Now there happens to be one set of fools that I personally deem to be  especially deserving to be made the butt of as many jokes as you can think of. There is no need to be gentle with them or politically correct!

So let’s have a look at this pompous clown who believes himself – sorry, folks, it’s HIMSELF – to be the glorious crown of creation, the divinely appointed steward of the Earth, the teacher and saviour of mankind, that beacon of light in a world of Satanic darkness.

Ladies and Gentlemen! Here he is – my favourite laughingstock! The Jew!

I wish to express my heart-felt thanks to all Jewish story-tellers from the humblest concentration camp survivor such as the little old lady Emmaly mentioned below all the way up to such gifted movie makers as Steven Spielberg of “Swindler’s List” fame. I am awestruck by your utter truthfulness and especially appreciative of your evocative gut-wrenching holocaust stories and imagery.

I must not forget to express my admiration of the numberless erudite Talmudic scholars from the ancient sages of Babylon to such modern-day moral and intellectual giants as Rabbi Menachem Schneerson and Rabbi Ovadia Yosef. With their brilliant legal minds and inventive interpretation of God’s will down to the minutest detail they have created THE authoritative guide for the Perplexed saving the Bnei Ha-Am all the hard thinking and decision-making.

“Yeah! Without their rabbis no Jew would ever know how to wipe his arse! Them Jews crack me up, they do!”

Jews! Your antics never fail to make me laugh – every day – and as we all know: Laughter is the best medicine! Thanks a lot! And now let’s have a few health-promoting laughs at your expense!



One is forbidden to recite the Shema, or any other words of Torah, in the same room as excrement.
One sage, Rav Yosef, asked another, Rav Huna: Is one permitted to recite the Shema when there is excrement beneath a bed whose height is between 30 and 100 cm and the person is reclining upon the bed? The sage answered, “I do not know.” Why did he specifically ask about a bed in that height range? It was clear to the sage who asked the question that on a bed lower than 30 cm one may recite the Shema, for up to that height the bed forms a closed container above the excrement. Upon a bed higher than a meter, it was clear to the sage who asked the question that one may recite the Shema though there is excrement below, for the bed is considered a separate domain, and it is considered as though the recitation is occurring in a location different from that of the excrement.

(Babylonian Talmud, Tractate Berachot 25b)


Dr. Josef Mengele, the hardest working Nazi in the Third Reich. Aside from choosing who lived and who was gassed, performing ghastly experiments, picking the whores for the Auschwitz brothels, also found the time to train a dog to attack Jewish musicians for playing the wrong notes.

“What is less known about Mengele, at least until this article was published, is that he was a devotee of classical music. In fact, in the same building known as “the experimentation block” there was a “music room” in which he would indulge his talent of violin playing. When the above-mentioned woman arrived at Auschwitz, Mengele noted in her record that she was a pianist and asked her to perform for him. He was so impressed with her talents that he decided to give her special treatment, a privilege that ultimately spared her life.

In addition to the usual slave labor to which all inmates were subjected, this woman had to perform periodically for Mengele, often while the latter would accompany her on his violin. In particular, the article relates, he loved to have her play Shubert’s “Serenade” and the religious hymn, “Ave Maria.”

So important was music to Mengele, that he trained one of his dogs to be sensitive to every nuance of his favorite compositions. If ever the woman would play a note inaccurately, the dog would pounce on her and viciously bite her. This happened many times when she was forced to perform before Mengele when she was unable to concentrate fully on her playing, such as after she had contracted tuberculosis.

She had at least ten scars all over her body resulting from dog-bites incurred by lapses in her performance.”



A large bird lays an unfertilized egg and causes a flood

One of the sages, R’ Ishmael the son of Satri’el, testified before R’ Judah the Nasi about unique events which had happened in his place of residence. Once a very large cedar fell; 16 wagons traveled across its length, side by side on its circumference. He also said that once a large bird, the bar yuchni dropped its egg while in flight. The contents of the egg, white and yolk, caused a flood and flooded 60 great cities and broke 300 cedars. The scholars asked: It is inconceivable that the bird would drop its egg while flying, for birds do not customarily do that. We can deduce this from what is written in the Scriptures: “The wings of the renanim Ne’ElaSaH” (Job 39:13). Renanim is the bird which the sages called bar yuchni. Ne’ElaSaH is an acronym for Noseh [carries] Oleh [rises] niSHatei  [goes down]. This implies that the bird, when it wants to lay its egg, goes down to the ground and carefully lays the egg so it will not break, but does not lay eggs while flying. Answer: The rare event which the sage testified to above involved an unfertilized egg, and thus the bar yuchni dropped it while flying because it would never hatch a chick and so there was nothing to fear by its breaking. The Scriptures imply that it does not lay its egg while flying, but carefully lays the egg on the ground; this is what happens only with a fertilized egg.

(Babylonian Talmud, Tractate Bechorot 57b)


Germans Now Denying the Holocaust Telepathically, Say Jews

By Mike James in Germany – 27 March 2008

BERLIN (IFPN) — Germany’s Central Council of Jews (ZJD) has demanded “immediate government action” in response to unsettling findings published in its quarterly social trends report, ‘Virulent Anti-Semitism in Germany Today, Issue 1, 2008’.

The report highlights a worrying increase in anti-Semitic sentiment and, more sensationally, the dissemination of holocaust denial “by means of telepathy”.

“It’s very frightening and something I cannot ignore given my horrific ordeal in Auschwitz, which I miraculously survived by hiding in a chimney until the camp was liberated,” says the ZJD’s president, Charlotte Knobloch, who is currently suing Google for editorial control of YouTube.

“Our own success in determining what constitutes suitable viewing for Internet users in Germany has forced us to imagine alternative scenarios available to young people who don’t trust what the government or their teachers are telling them.”

“Never underestimate the power of the Jewish imagination,” she adds.

In Germany, anyone who expresses anti-Semitic sentiments or who queries the holocaust by pointing to pre-war and post-war Jewish population statistics or anomalies in the historical record faces prison sentences of up to five years.

The law, however, is unclear on the issue of telepathically communicated anti-Semitism and holocaust denial.


“We know they’re doing it,” says Stephan Kramer, General Secretary of the ZJD. “They are evading punishment by spreading anti-Semitic propaganda and denying the holocaust without writing a word or moving their lips.”

Although Kramer has dispatched an unspecified number of undercover Hassidic telepaths and kosher ‘sensitives’ briefed with the task of intercepting telepathic communications in streets, bars, clubs, restaurants, cafes, subways, shops, schools, workplaces and other venues where people may choose to express a personal opinion without being overheard by informers, he admits that telepathically communicated holocaust denial is hard to prove.

“But only empirically,” he explains. “Proof is an obsession of those unable to conceive of the truth. In the wrong hands, proof, or a lack of proof, can be misused to establish certain facts incompatible with the truth. Not all facts are factual. What do you want? Another holocaust?”

The German government, anxious to reassure the Jewish community, has moved swiftly to calm fears by allocating six million euros in research grants to the ZJD’s hospitality and personal leisure expenses budget.

“We are doing everything we can to eradicate the scourge of anti-Semitism in Germany and the European Union,” a government spokesman told IFPN. “The government takes very seriously reports that certain extremist elements in our society are engaged in telepathic holocaust denial and we are monitoring the situation closely.”


But official assurances came too late for Israeli tourists Shmuel Linsky and his wife, Diane.

“Just the other day I saw a very relaxed German couple with their children spending our reparations money on ice-cream and hot dogs,” says Shmuel scornfully. “They were deliberately and maliciously acting in a way that suggested they were proud to be German, without any sense of shame or guilt. I suddenly felt very threatened by this kind of unspoken anti-Semitism and was overwhelmed by the urge to radio an Israeli F-16 fighter bomber.”

Diane Linsky nods her head in pained agreement. They had decided on an impromptu vacation in Germany after watching Angela Merkel on television deliver an impassioned speech to Israel’s parliament, the Knesset.

“Mrs Merkel said that Germans would do everything they could to help Israel and protect the Jewish people from anti-Semitism,” she says, her voice cracking. “But when we got here we found we had to pay for our own hotel accommodation and none of the restaurants will let us eat for free, even though we’re Jews and have a long and unique history of suffering.”

Shmuel too is overcome by emotion, hardly able to speak. “It’s been humiliating. Even the waiters expect a tip, reminding me of my horrific ordeal in Auschwitz, which I miraculously survived by hiding in a chimney until the camp was liberated,” the 36-year-old Mr Linsky adds bitterly.

The Linskys say they had been made to feel “persecuted” and intend to file a claim for compensation. “In fact, we sued before we came out here,” says Diane. “Our lawyer in Tel Aviv was offering special terms and a 30 percent discount.”


Critics however have blasted the report as “hysterical”, “irresponsible” and “paranoid”.

“Given the long history of hereditary mental illness among people of Jewish descent, I would be inclined to treat reports of telepathically communicated anti-Semitism and holocaust denial with extreme caution,” one of them, a leading professor of evolutionary psychiatry, told IFPN anonymously.

“The Jews have a propensity for telling tall stories and a tendency to exaggerate things they hear, or think they hear. Before taking this much further, the German government would be well-advised to read the wealth of medical literature made available over the past 200 years by Jewish physicians themselves, much of which focuses on the very high percentage of dangerous psychotic illnesses and psychopathological disorders found among Ashkenazi Jews. A good starting point would be the Disability Studies Quarterly, Volume 27, No. 4, published in 2007.”

“Even their top religious people admit they’re nuts. Rabbis Eric Weiss and Nathaniel Ezray have said that ‘mental illness is a Jewish issue’ and point to the findings of geneticists at John Hopkins University who have identified lamentably high incidences of schizophrenia and bipolar disorder among Ashkenazi Jews. Many suffer from an autosomal recessive trait that goes back thousands of years and which manifests as congenital lying, delusional behaviour and paranoia.”

“Unfortunately, instead of being treated in high-security psychiatric hospitals, many of these mentally ill, psychopathic Jews seem to thrive in positions of leadership, spanning the worlds of international finance, the media, academia, law and politics, not only in Europe and Israel, of course, but also in North America and elsewhere.”

“We need to ask ourselves why they’ve been expelled from 109 locations around the world since the middle of the third century, and why we’re allowing them to repeat the cycle over and over again, harming not only themselves but everyone else.”

“I know it’s not a very politically correct thing to articulate,” the professor concludes, “but when it comes to Jews and some of the ludicrous things they say, I’m afraid we’re dealing with some very sick puppies.”

Charlotte Knobloch strongly disagrees. Jews have never harmed anyone, she says.

“The fact that the Jewish people have been expelled from 109 locations around the world doesn’t mean there’s anything wrong with the Jewish people or that they are in any way disruptive or insane,” she insists. “On the contrary, all of those countries, for no real identifiable reason, experienced periods of anti-Semitic mass insanity, which spontaneously disappeared the moment we were gone.”


Meanwhile, as news breaks that at least a hundred stone-throwing Palestinian children have been either killed or maimed by vigilant Israeli F-16 fighter pilots, the Linskys arrive back in Tel Aviv to an emotional family reception.

Shmuel’s great uncle, Rabbi Dov Bronstein, hugs his relative and can hardly contain his tears: “Even though I was born and raised in New Jersey and never set foot in Europe, I will never forget my horrific ordeal in Auschwitz, which I miraculously survived by hiding in a chimney until the camp was liberated.”

“It’s so good to be home,” says a visibly relieved Diane Linsky. “We flew Lufthansa and we just knew the German pilots and air hostesses were telepathically denying the holocaust and sharing anti-Semitic thoughts with some of the European passengers …. and they were saying, like, you know, ‘Let’s dump those lying Jews out over the Mediterranean’.”

Lufthansa has promised to investigate the allegations.


Emmaly’s Horror Story

Thanks to the kike’s censorship the link below to Emmaly’s story may not work!

Laughter is also contagious! Next time you hear the word holocaust – LAUGH!!! Don’t hold back! You never know – others may be quite ready to join in the fun but never before dared to laugh about the absurd Jew: his megalomaniacal claims of being God’s Chosen, his belief of being superior to non-Jews, his ridiculous dreams of world conquest and his fantasies of persecution and holocausts.

Be an example to non-Jews! LAUGH!!! And by the same token you are sending a message to the Jew and his ass-kissing minions. Jews don’t like to be shown up for what they are – risible.

To use the words of Corporal Jones of the British comedy series Dad’s Army: “They don’t like it up’em!” So let them have it up’em!  LAUGH!!


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